found this on the bathroom stall at school
This is beautiful
6:53 pm • 21 October 2014 • 11,714 notes
“Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.”
— Hannibal Buress, calling the shit out of bill cosby [x] (via bluemoonofkentucky)
6:40 pm • 21 October 2014 • 2,149 notes
“Often Hader can be seen suppressing fits of laughter (known as breaking), as some of the more outlandish descriptions are new to him. Hader, on late-night TV interviews, said that this happens with such frequency because changes are often made to the script up until the live show, and frequently Hader doesn’t see the final cue cards until the live broadcast. As a result, some of the more outrageous things that Stefon says are relatively or completely new to Hader. ‘I have not gotten through a single Stefon update without breaking,’ Hader says. ‘I’m still working on it.’”
Stefon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Basically, Hader’s seeing some of the jokes for the first time as he’s on-air reading them.
Knowing this makes the bits 10 times funnier to me.
6:39 pm • 21 October 2014 • 31 notes
“So stop waiting for Fridays, and stop waiting for summers, and stop waiting for someone to fall in love with you, because those things will happen. But in the meantime, enjoy right now”
— Lucy Sutcliffe (via thesoutherly)
(Source: kelseytvs, via leftelectric)
3:06 pm • 21 October 2014 • 18,289 notes
Part of my night walk home. Encountered zero deer.
11:41 pm • 20 October 2014 • 4 notes
Rocket fuel for my day. Was given to me as a gift. It is quite dark and intense and smokey, oh my god my mouth is filled with molten asphalt.
10:32 am • 20 October 2014 • 2 notes
Disc golf happened today. Part hiking, part game, and you can drink coffee while doing it. A new hobby, perhaps.
7:00 pm • 19 October 2014 • 1 note
Known my buddy Travis for like 15+ years and we finally made some music together tonight.
12:31 am • 19 October 2014 • 6 notes